Black, White and a tinge of Grey - Unexplained Point of Relaxation
Lol I announce that Mrs Joseph is really NO Earthling! according to her...
That is random. Only 4L1/2008 people can understand this lol.
Finally found something interesting to post after thinking about it for the whole day, for fun obviously. Let me share with you a little something that happened yesterday.
I was on my way to go to sleep last night, when I saw this large cockroach right beside my black cupboard. After being frozen for one second we had a little conversation. The cockroach's name is Wayne.
Wayne: Hehe I am the evil cockroach. My nymphs are all over your room! If you kill me my minions will come and crawl all over your body!
Anselm: Erm, I don't care?
Wayne: Come on and catch me if you dare. I simply hate human beings for being such a coward. Come on I am so much smaller than you! Why do you have to go and get that wretched thing?
By now you should know that I was thinking of getting my Baygon! Insect Killer. Seriously, why are most humans afraid of shit creatures like lizards and cockroaches, or even beetles and houseflies that sometimes appear in our houses. I can't deny that I am afraid of them too, but it is simply ridiculous. For myself, I will resort to insect killers and then I will dare to pick up the cockroach only if it's dead. Oh whatever.
The thing is, after I had fetched my trustworthy Baygon!, Wayne is gone. Oh well, I went to sleep all the same in the same room while Wayne is planning a surprise attack with his minions and baby nymphs.
It didn't came all night...
The next day happened as normal, I went to play Pokemon Trading cards again with Kenny and Benjamin. Just about an hour ago, which is 3+ am, I went into my room to check something. And I saw Wayne!
Anselm: Wayne! We meet again. Finally wanted to show up do you?
Wayne: Erm I am not Wayne. My name is Nixon.
Anselm: Stop lying.
Wayne: Cockroaches do not have birth certificates. My name is now Pikachu, and how I am so tired of my previous names... Wayne... Nixon... COME ON!
Ignoring Wayne or Nixon or whatever it is completely, I went to grab my Baygon! Crawling Insect Killer in the Kitchen. This time, Wayne has no escape...
When I am back, Wayne is already sensing potential danger from this large blue creature which is carrying a green weapon...
"My name is Raichu!"
Robotic voice: This is a dangerous mission ahead, Sir! Are you sure you want to abort the Kitchen and venture into your own room?
Anselm:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ya...
I have no choice.
Wayne must be vanguished and destroyed.
I guess it's all up to me...
It is TIME for S H O W - D O W N!!!
I missed the first time I sprayed the insectkiller. The cockroach is like stealthily crawling all over the floor, stopping now and then to look left and right. It then crawled onto my bed! I was like ZOMGWTF at that moment. Once it reaches the floor I immediately start to spray wildly over the region. It managed to crawl all the way under my table, which is foolish. Being cornered and sprayed by holy medicine, the cockroach lay dead by me, its killer, in seconds...
Warning: The following pictures contain copious amounts of varying high qualities of dead cockroaches. Even though the sentence before may be structurely incorrect, women with heart conditions are advised not to look directly at these creepy crawlies. Viewer discretion is not at all advised.
Taken with Flash =)
Does it look alive? It was indeed scary even though it is already dead!
It is on my hand! LOL
That's roughly all bah. It is now 5:20 am in the morning. It was Saturday yesterday and I have not slept the whole night. Cool huh? XDXD
I posted at 11:55 PM
That is random. Only 4L1/2008 people can understand this lol.
Finally found something interesting to post after thinking about it for the whole day, for fun obviously. Let me share with you a little something that happened yesterday.
I was on my way to go to sleep last night, when I saw this large cockroach right beside my black cupboard. After being frozen for one second we had a little conversation. The cockroach's name is Wayne.
Wayne: Hehe I am the evil cockroach. My nymphs are all over your room! If you kill me my minions will come and crawl all over your body!
Anselm: Erm, I don't care?
Wayne: Come on and catch me if you dare. I simply hate human beings for being such a coward. Come on I am so much smaller than you! Why do you have to go and get that wretched thing?
By now you should know that I was thinking of getting my Baygon! Insect Killer. Seriously, why are most humans afraid of shit creatures like lizards and cockroaches, or even beetles and houseflies that sometimes appear in our houses. I can't deny that I am afraid of them too, but it is simply ridiculous. For myself, I will resort to insect killers and then I will dare to pick up the cockroach only if it's dead. Oh whatever.
The thing is, after I had fetched my trustworthy Baygon!, Wayne is gone. Oh well, I went to sleep all the same in the same room while Wayne is planning a surprise attack with his minions and baby nymphs.
It didn't came all night...
The next day happened as normal, I went to play Pokemon Trading cards again with Kenny and Benjamin. Just about an hour ago, which is 3+ am, I went into my room to check something. And I saw Wayne!
Anselm: Wayne! We meet again. Finally wanted to show up do you?
Wayne: Erm I am not Wayne. My name is Nixon.
Anselm: Stop lying.
Wayne: Cockroaches do not have birth certificates. My name is now Pikachu, and how I am so tired of my previous names... Wayne... Nixon... COME ON!
Ignoring Wayne or Nixon or whatever it is completely, I went to grab my Baygon! Crawling Insect Killer in the Kitchen. This time, Wayne has no escape...
When I am back, Wayne is already sensing potential danger from this large blue creature which is carrying a green weapon...
"My name is Raichu!"
Robotic voice: This is a dangerous mission ahead, Sir! Are you sure you want to abort the Kitchen and venture into your own room?
Anselm:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ya...
I have no choice.
Wayne must be vanguished and destroyed.
I guess it's all up to me...
It is TIME for S H O W - D O W N!!!
I missed the first time I sprayed the insectkiller. The cockroach is like stealthily crawling all over the floor, stopping now and then to look left and right. It then crawled onto my bed! I was like ZOMGWTF at that moment. Once it reaches the floor I immediately start to spray wildly over the region. It managed to crawl all the way under my table, which is foolish. Being cornered and sprayed by holy medicine, the cockroach lay dead by me, its killer, in seconds...
Warning: The following pictures contain copious amounts of varying high qualities of dead cockroaches. Even though the sentence before may be structurely incorrect, women with heart conditions are advised not to look directly at these creepy crawlies. Viewer discretion is not at all advised.
Taken with Flash =)
Does it look alive? It was indeed scary even though it is already dead!
It is on my hand! LOL
That's roughly all bah. It is now 5:20 am in the morning. It was Saturday yesterday and I have not slept the whole night. Cool huh? XDXD
I posted at 11:55 PM