Saturday, August 9, 2008

WOOHOO! Lol!! Feeling damn good now after a bath! I am excited(O_o) because I just found an interesting topic to blog about! You will know about it in a minute.




Warning Long post ahead!!! *** XDXD




COUPLES!!!


Ok let's start with couple number one:

Morrison and Mary




Morrison and Mary are both secondary two this year. Morrison has untidy hair and an average body-built. He wears a pair of fanciful spectacles and especially has freckles on his cheeks. He wanted to have a girlfriend as soon as he stepped into secondary school life. He always told himself one thing over and over again: If I ever have a girlfriend, I will love her with all my soul, cherish our every moment together BLAH BLAH BLAH. Mary, fortunately or unfortunately, has already broken up twice with two different guys. (ZAI right?) She is a very good-looking girl with stunning long hair, almost every boy in her class has taken a liking to her, she loves to come to school partly because she can have fun rejecting the boys.



Now Morrison was in Sec 1 express and Mary in Normal. Due to Morrison's mindset disturbing him throughout his entire secondary 1 life, he gets promoted to Sec 2 Normal Academic and ends up in the same class as Mary. Mary immediately sets her eyes upon him once he had introduced himself tonelessly to his "new" class, reason being she has found another victim to hurt and reject him as far as possible. Four months passed, Mary was surprised that other than a few small conversations, Morrison did not take any other initiative to talk to her, to show any signs of him liking her. Puzzled, Mary talked to him between free periods one day.



Ma: Hey little boy! Why are you so quiet in class. Socialise!

Mo: Nah, I can't believe that I am being kicked to this class in the first place. Now my friends from my previous express class are mocking at me.

(Morrison lowered his voice)

Mo: I appreciate you to have came and speak to me. Hardly anyone wants to have anything to do with me. Thank you.



At this, a strange feeling overwhelmed Mary. Morrison has already hit puberty at his age of 14 and he sounds totally "manly" to Mary. All her intentions of sabotaging Morrison is gone. For months, Morrison and Mary talk to each other during free periods and they even request their form teacher to allow them to sit adjacent to each other during start of term 2. At a fateful date in July, Morrison pluck up the courage to ask Mary to be his girlfriend. She agreed instantly.



Their first date was perhaps the most sweetest day the two of them had ever imagined. Morrison dressed himself in a striped long-sleeved shirt, long pants while Mary dressed herself in spaghetti straps and skinnies. They spent their first date obviously in CCK Lot 1. They adopt the habit of calling each other "Baby" as they progress on with their relationship. They felt that no one in this planet will feel as sweet as they are right now with their respective "Babies"



Things around them does not seem as welcoming as they think it is. Their relationship has somehow spread across the entire sec two level. Apparently all the boys in Morrison's previous express class tried to get on good terms with him, so as to chance a glance at his new girlfriend. Alot of girls were otherwise filled with revulsion for Mary due to her proud stance. She is determined this time not to let go of Morrison and love him forever... and so on.



As Morrison and Mary do not belong in a very disciplined school, alot of students who noticed their relationship started to spread rumours about them. Mary has made alot of enemies ever since due to the way she behave towards her female classmates, irritating them to the point where they decided to "seek revenge" of Mary. There was this group of 3 girls, their names are Sine, Cosine and Tangent respectively. Despite their young ages, they are those kind of girls who spent their lives squandering off their parents' money and pubs and night clubs. It would be a surprise that none of them is yet to be deflowered.



One particular day, The SCT trio decided to show Mary how "low-level" is she. Right after school, Morrison is packing up to leave. Mary went up to him and kissed him on the cheek in front of all her classmates.



Ma: Babee! Tuhdae cannot accompany you lurhhs. I need to go ahma house eat lunch and do some chores for her!

Mo: Gudd Babee! Seeya later okaess?

There was a slight shiver from a few of their classmates as Mary floated off, followed by nervous glances at the trio as they stood up and approached Morrison.

Sine: Hey, punk? Free tonight?

Morrison was very sure that this is his FIRST TIME speaking to the 3 of them for 7 months he had stayed in this class.

Mo: Nope I gotta accompany my girlfriend later, is there something I can help you?

Cosine: Oh you mean that dirty piece of CRAP?!?!


Mo: Hey I do not want you to talk about Mary with this kind of language!

Tangent: Guys are so easily tricked these days sia... You don't even understand her la, you don't even know anything about her.



At this, Cosine stared at all the remaining students in their class. All of them immediately scampered towards the door, noting that one particular boy dropped his entire bag upon realising Cosine was staring at her. She turned back to Morrison.

Cosine: Such a fresh looking young man...
She started to feel her finger through Morrison's neck, Morrison slapped it away.


Mo: Hey I am sorry but I am abit late for my afternoon's appointment...


Sine: Your so-called GIRLFRIEND is cheating on you, you noob! She used to have two boyfriends whom she ends up in bed with!

Morrison stood there gaping into thin air upon hearing that. The blow landed hard in his chest, but he slowly became normal again.

Mo: You can't fool me, you. She has been telling me how important I am to her, and how this kind of feeling is only for me and no one else...


Tangent: She is lying like DUH! She even invite Sine over to her house to record her f**k**g her ex!!!

Tangent's triumphant look on her face is evident as Morrison was completely shocked at this.

Mo: This... can't be true...


Sine: Listen for yourself, dumbass.




She took out her phone and played a recording to Morrison. Sure enough there is a girl moaning away with a voice of TOTAL RESEMBLANCE to Mary's in the background, with a guy's voice which Morrison has distinguished "You are so f*****g sexy!"...
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Night fall came, Morrison did not sms Mary the whole day when they are supposed to meet up on another date. Mary was furious and called Morrison.




Ma: Hey why didn't you sms me earlier? I am now at home le la, can't go out with you liao leh Babee...

Mo(coldly): Oh yeah, so what?

Ma(taken aback): Babee what's wrong?

Mo: Let's break up, I am not suitable for you, I did not even LIKE YOU in the first place! So there.




Norrison hanged up and throw his phone to a corner. He became emotional for the fact that his girlfriend who had been so precious to her is not only dishonest but also had had sex with other boys. A FULL 20 minutes later, Mary smsed him.

"Morrison darling, still angry with me?"

"Stop smsing me"

"But why? Can you at least tell me what's wrong?"

"No, I dun want to be your boyfriend anymore."



Surprisingly the next day when they both come to school, days seem to have reverted back as if Morrison had just stepped into his new Normal Academic class. Ironically, their classmates, who seem to care about their relationship totally at first, did not bother to speak a word to them. Despite still sitting adjacent to each other, they hardly ever communicate. Eventually, Mary started to hate Morrison, while Morrison grieves over his moment of folly...



After school that day, the SCT trio stayed back once again to listen to the recording they had showed Morrison earlier.

Sine to Cosine: I can't believe your moaning can match that of Mary's voice. The look on their faces today look liao also SHIOK!

Tangent to Cosine: You are so brilliant on bed la, that guy dun even have time to breathe!!!


The 3 girls laugh hysterically on the spot...




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*Let me give you guys an overview of this story. Morrison and Mary became a couple after getting to know each other for only a month, and smses. They DO NOT take their relationship seriously, making it vulnerable to all kinds of sabotage. In this case, even though the sabotage from the Sine Cosine and Tangent trio seems ridiculous enough to happen in real life, it does have that kind of "blow" on Morrison. Their lack of trust for each other has encouraged both of them to end their "1-month-relationship" just like that. No remorse and sadness can be apparently felt.




LOL that's what it is all about. The main point is that you are never ready for a relationship no matter how "professional" you think you are at this age - Sec 1 to 3 or 4. The point is that most relationships for lower secondary tends to end up like the example shown above, only to have more stupider sabotages than the example given above. Some couples apparently even break up due to the male party not replying an sms from the female for 20 minutes!!!!



I don't know la, I just want to say this to readers of my blog, only go for relationships unless you are very confident of each other and trusts each other. As for now it is essential to concentrate on studies instead of wasting time indulging in these kind of activities. If you are doing well with your partner right now, I sincerely wish you all the best in everything. The two of you have managed to trust each other, therefore making you relationship more stable.



Maybe I will blog about another couple the next time LOL! It is 1:45am in the morning!!! Bye!!!
I posted at 12:38 AM