Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Hi people! Long time since I last posted.


Yeah... I was sick for two days in a row. Sore throat and green mucus from my nose. The doctor told me it is due to mucus backflow. (O_o) But yeah I will be going back to SAJC tomorrow, all in all I have missed 1 Bio, 1 Chem and 1 Maths lecture. Oh yeah I missed my Econs test too, found out it was about Oligopoly, time to study Oligopoly!


There's going to be Econs tuition tomorrow and we are starting on Market Structure, but I bet it is going to be Perfect Competition first and Oligopoly last... Haix...




Facts 41 - 60 that guys should know about girls:




41. Be careful when you roughhouse with us. We might act like we want you to really try, but we know you are stronger than us.



You mean Sex? Sorry, never tried it before...



42. Not all girls are afraid to feel inferior to their man, just don't be condescending.



Orh.


43. Tell us your fantasies. we want to fulfill them.



My fantasy would be to reach 75 kg. Please fulfill it. =D



44. We probably like the same things you do in bed, you just haven't given us time to get comfortable with you. We aren't all freaks from the get-go. Give us a chance.



Now then I realise that the facts after fact 40 are all to do with Sex. Sex comes naturally, so yea we'll see!



45. Just because we don't have sex with you when you offer it doesn't mean we don't want to or we are trying to tease you. Our mothers taught us wisely. Be patient: if you can't, move on.


I think I'm just going to wait for you to ask me...



46. We aren't porn stars. Do not hold such high standards.



I'm perfectly amateur!


47. Unless you want us to treat you like you don't matter around OUR friends, don't treat US that way.



Well... Ok...



48. We're nice to your family because we want them to like us, so we can be closer to you. It does not always mean we like them.


Pardon me, but isn't it the same???



49. Just because we say we love you doesn't mean we want to get married. You don't have to get scared and run away. We'll understand if you don't feel that way too. Remember that we are emotional. We just need to know where we stand with you.


Ok I got it. Next time I have a girlfriend I will just say "I love you too..."



50. We're not trying to betray you when we ask your guy friends advice on our relationship with you. They know you best, and we're probably only saying good things about you anyway.



Errr... Try not to ask my close guy friends please... =D



51. We don't expect you to be like the guys in the movies that romance the girl. We know life isn't like that. Don't worry so much about doing amazing things, just thoughtful things. For instance; cleaning dishes, spending the night alone, making the bed, or remembering something that she might forget. We appreciate that so much more.


Ugh, cleaning dishes... Ok I will try, of course.



52. Don't freak out about Valentine's day or anniversaries. If the girl is mad that you forgot your three month anniversary, she needs to grow up (move on, it's ok). Kisses, cards, and/or just a Happy Valentine's day hug are absolutely acceptable. We understand that you can't buy or do outrageous things.



Yea, I'm a sucker at creativity.



53. Tell us what you want in bed. You are not as easy to figure out by reactions. If you want it, just ask.
Don't push it if she won't do it. She probably has good reason, and it will just make her feel terrible if she can't or isn't comfortable with doing it. We never want to deprive you.


Aww Come on! I'm sick of sex already! (No pun intended)



54. It's ok to confide in us, even if you cry. We will not tell the world of your weaknesses or make you feel less masculine because of it.


Yeah... No comments.



55. We don't expect you to have 6 pack abs, nor do we really want you to. Like huge boobs and perfect asses, they are just nice to look at.



But it does make you more confident isn't it? My tummy is currently a goner...



56. We don't want to hear about your past sexual endeavors. We really don't care how many people you've been with, just that you are with us now. However, we are naturally curious, and will ask questions. Don't EVER answer them. EVER. No matter what we say.


Really? REALLY? Ok I will shut up.



57. Hide your porn properly. We don't want to know that you have it or use it. It hurts to know that we may not be providing you with something that you need.



Err... I thought nowadays girls are all career-minded? LOL


58. Girls snoop. Especially when we just meet you. We're sorry, but we automatically have no trust in you, and must find out for ourselves what you are like. A lot of us won't admit it, and may never tell you that we have. It's a terrible habit of which we are ashamed. Remember this when you have old photos or other things you do not want us to see in your room.


You said it...



59. Most girls will just want you to be honest with them, even if it hurts. If you just want sex, make it clear. Not all girls need to be lied to to get them in bed. We like to have fun too. If the one you are going after is not interested, I'm sure there's another at the bar more than willing.


LOL! OK I get it already!



60. Do not sleep with a girl if she is drunk unless you are prepared for the worst drama of your life. She may deny it, she may own up to it, she may make you look like a schmuck to the entire town. Either way, know the consequences.


I don't think I will even go clubbing. Waste of money.





Yeah, boring I know. School tomorrow. Seeya!
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